Bowhunting Rules To Live By

Bowhunting Rule #168: Never miss an opening day.

Bowhunting Rule #7: There's no shame in tree hugging - as long as you are climbing uo to your stand.

Bowhunting Rule #99: Never touch another's man bow
Bowhunting Rule #45: 10-pointers are rare so cook them that way.
Bowhunting Rule #38: Bowhunters will survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Bowhunting Rule #89: Never assume the stand you left in the woods for six years is safe.

Bowhunting Rule #18: If you wouldn't take the shot with Fred Bear watching, don't take the shot.

Bowhunting Rule #36: Your obsession with deer urine will NOT help you in the romance department.

Bowhunting Rule #43: Choose your sleepwear wisely.

Bowhunting Rule #22: Speed thrills, but accuracy kills.

Bowhunting Rule #24: The best physics experiments involve a bow and arrow.

Bowhunting Rule #8: If anything falls down the outhouse hole, just let it go.

Bowhunting Rule #79: The only prescription for buck fever is more hunting.